Qualifications to Get 17 Lakh Public Money @ CMRF

Here is a great opportunity for the people who wish to get the Public Money Rs.17 lakh in the form of CMRF. The amount is going to be sponsored by 'SOMMOKADIDHI SOKOKADIDHI aka 'ATHTHA SOMMU ALLUDI DAANAM'  party from 'KULA PICCHI MATHA PICHCHI' state of planet Mars. Following are the qualifications to get Rs.17 lakh Public Money CMRF. Whoever is interested to get the Public Money must acquire these qualifications. 

* You should possess the cheapest ideology. 

* "Spew venom on the great people to get popularity" should be your policy. 

* You must be working on hire basis for the party 'SS' mentioned above. Also, you must be ready to stoop to any level for the party's sake.

* Shamelessly, you must abuse the gods of particular religion. 

* You must maintain Rs.30 lakh worth high end luxurious car and should maintain a driver for it.

* You shouldn't be a white card holder. 

* And finally, you should meet with an accident and should join any hospital to receive the Public Money Rs.17 lakh from 'SOMMOKADIDHI SOKOKADIDHI' aka 'ATHTHA SOMMU ALLUDI DAANAM' party. (A fictional story)