TDP Follows 7 Commandments for Elections!

Now that general elections are fast approaching, all the political parties are readying themselves various strategies to contest the election battle. The ruling is learnt have decided to observe seven commandments framed by its top brass. Checkout the following seven commandments. 

* To sort out the list of parties to be contesting in the elections.

* To check whether Tdp stands in top three political parties.

* To form an alliance with other political parties irrespective of the party's rivalry with them before.

* If at all really gets tied up with rival parties a few best phrases can be used by the party viz. 'Political Compulsion', 'Democratic Compulsion', 'Humanity at Stake' and 'Historical Moment' etc.

* Yellow media should be used more than like anything. Fabricated news, manipulation of truths and the character assassination of rival parties heads must be done. 

* Tdp should take the credit of every successful project/event in the history. Moreover, innumerable false/fake promises are to be made to ensure people would go greedy with those fake promises. 

* Manage all opinion polls, surveys and exit polls to ensure false image created on the party to attract neutral voters.