2 Newspapers Reason for Modi Zero Budget on AP?

The Union Government's cold-shoulder on AP people ignoring special status, Polavaram funds allocation and railway zone denial turned shocker more than a disappointment for the people. Political analysts have cited various reasons for BJP's blind eye on AP. 

However, an interesting story being circulated in social media and Whatsapp groups appeared not only funny but also was felt quite realistic. Take a look at the following story.

STORY: A day prior to the announcement of the union Budget, Modi, Amit Shah, Jaitley and financial secretary associated in a closed doors meet. When Modi asked Amit if the Budget was good without any flaws, Amit Shah muttered to disclose his opinion. Straightaway, financial secretary said, lot of injustice was done to AP in the Budget. Modi, however, had a loud laugh and said, "We're not allocating funds to AP. Instead, I decided to take loan from AP government". When, everyone was dumbstruck with Modi's reply, the later asked his PA to bring out something from next room. Then, the PA came back with the editions of two pro TDP Telugu newspapers. As per Modi's order, the P.A. started reading following headlines of both the newspapers.

* Vizag sadassu tho AP ki 10 lakshala kotla pettubadulu (AP gets Rs.10 lakhs crores investments through Vizag conference)

* Thwaralo 5 lakshala kotlu pettubadulu pettanunna China (China to invest Rs.5 lakhs crores soon)

* Davos nundi 20 lakshala kotla pettubadulu (Rs.20 crores investments from Davos soon)

* America lo Lokesh pettubadula veta, 5 lakshala kotlu tharaliraanunnatlu vinikidi. (Lokesh hunts for investments in America. Rs.5 laksh crores is expected)

CONCLUSION: Having heard the headlines of the most reputed newspapers, not only Modi but also everyone in the room decided to seek some loans from AP government. (SATIRE)