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Jagan Should Do Penance in Himalayas to Beat Pawan?

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Jagan Should Do Penance (Thapassu) in Himalayas to Beat Pawan?

Jagan Should Do Penance in Himalayas to Beat Pawan?
Jagan Should Do Penance in Himalayas to Beat Pawan?

Jagan Reddy's childish acts in troubling Power Star Pawan Kalyan's Vakeel Saab distributors and exhibitors invited heavy trolls and mockery on him in  various platforms in social media and movie circles. 

Having seen the ongoing developments, Jagan's fans felt secretly humiliated. Literally, they fell into a state of an inferiority complex on Pawan Kalyan's outstanding craze and Jagan Reddy's jealous acts. 

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One among such fans happened to visit 'Swamiji Agasthya Vashishta Maharaj', a 210-year old Swamiji at Manas Sarovar, Himalayas. Their conversation is as follows.

JAGAN FAN: Pranaam Swamiji!

SWAMIJI: Bhakth! What's your problem?

JAGAN FAN: Swamiji! I'm a die hard Jagan's fan. I always wish people even die for my favourite hero. But then, people treat him just as an ATM but are showing all their love, adulation and affection towards Pawan Kalyan. I want my hero to beat Pawan Kalyan in craze and charisma.

SWAMIJI: My dear child! Jagan is making people lazy distributing them free money over the board. This is a great sin. That's why, he can't outsmart honest and sincere personality Pawan Kalyan in craze and image.(says grooming his long beard with fingers with a little giggle on his face exhibiting tranquility)

JAGAN FAN: Let all these factors go to hell, Swamiji. I urge you to make Jagan beat Pawan Kalyan in craze and charisma among people.

SWAMIJI: Okay, my dear bhakth, you travelled all the way for thousands of miles to visit me. I should make your wish fulfilled with a precious advice which makes your hero cross the status of Pawan Kalyan.

JAGAN FAN: I'm immensely blessed with your generosity towards me, Swamiji. Please go ahead. What should Jagan do to beat Pawan Kalyan?

SWAMIJI: Jagan should do a hard, tough and rigorous penance (tapassu), here, at Manas Sarovar for 25 years. Then, lord Shiva would appear in front of him and blesses him to beat Pawan Kalyan in the next birth.

JAGAN FAN: What? Next birth? Not in this birth?

SWAMIJI: If Jagan does penance for 25 years, both Jagan and Pawan will attain 75 years age. As such, Jagan can do nothing to beat Pawan in that age. That's why, he will beat Pawan Kalyan in the next birth.

JAGAN FAN: Sarvam Satyanash hogaya. Anyway, thanks for your advice Swamiji. (Departs)

FINALLY, JAGAN FAN SHOCKS, SWAMIJI ROCKS. (SATIRE)