Rules to Become a Crazy Politician?

Of late, people of different sections wish to enter active politics. However, only a few among them shine in this field while others go unnoticed. According to some of the political satirists, following guidelines are to be followed to be recognized by everybody and to become a Crazy Politician. 

* The politician must have foul mouth.

* He should be having unnecessary emotions.

* He has the capabilities to tell lies like genuine facts.

* He should not be soft spoken, anyway.

* He should possess the skills of backstabbing his near and dear.

* He should make use of every opportunity to become a top politician.

* He should forget good qualities such as kindness, honesty, gratitude etc. 

* He should know media management.